How to Get All Achievements in No, I’m Not a Human

Not on my watch!

Identify a Visitor and take action

Kill your first Visitor by inspecting them, which will then allow you to pull out your gun. The first night usually has a visitor that you can let in, like the Cashier Woman.

First time?

Misidentify a Visitor

Kill your first Human by inspecting them, which will allow you to pull out your gun. The Tall Man you meet on Night 1 is always a Human.

Frenemy

Kill the same character both as a human and a Visitor

RNG-dependent achievement that will require multiple playthroughs. Just keep inviting the same people in and killing them.

A House with History

Explore the past of your house

Interact with the following items:

Bedroom – Curtains and Nightstand

Study Room – Cross and Toy on the Shelf

Lounge – Woman Portrait and Magazine

Kitchen – Cupboard

Closet – Boxes

Bathroom – Window

Special Delivery

Order something from ForRest

Interact with the TV on Day 2 and call the number that appears to order any item.

Breakfast of Champions

Nothing’s better than coffee and a cigarette

On Day 2, order Coffee from ForRest. Now, wait until you can order Cigarettes from ForRest a few days later. Now, drink the Coffee then smoke the Cigarette in that order.

Sommelier

Fill your belly

Eat every Consumable, which can be done across multiple playthroughs:

Beer

Cigarettes

Coffee

Enerjeka

Kombucha

Mushroom (obtained from the basement after the Old Man visits)

You Weren’t Supposed to Hear That

Access the FEMA Hotline earlier than intended

On Day 2, interact with the phone and input the number: 000-451.

TV Made Me Do It

Check a person for Visitor signs for the first time

Head to the Bathroom and interact with the mirror to check yourself for signs of a Visitor.

No, I’m not a Visitor

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Head to the Bathroom, interact with the mirror, and check every part of your body for Visitor signs.

Amateurish Exorcism

Keep control over your body

Interact with the Radio and get the Psychic Hotline Number on Day 3, then call the number.

Your Fluffy Master

Feed the cat

On Day 4, let the Ballet Dancer (Visitor) inside to get the Cat. Now, order Cat Food at ForRest and feed the Cat.

Walk A Mile in Their Shoes

Have a very strange dream

The Dream is randomly encountered, but it usually happens when you have more than 2 Visitors in your home who have killed 3+ people.

Story Was a Little Dry

Beat the game without drinking kombucha

Beat the entire game in one playthrough, which requires you to reach Day 13 without quitting or drinking the kombucha at the desk to save progress.

Family Dinner

Don’t refuse anyone entry

No matter who asks, let them inside, even if they ask to remove another person.

Event Horizon

The void stares back

Let the Coat Guy inside, and on the 3rd conversation, he will reveal his secret that nets you the achievement.

Harsh Compromise

Accept a bribe. Shameless

Most characters will try to bribe you with consumable items when you reject their request to enter the house, so simply reject them, then accept the bribe.

Hot Potato

Immediately return the FEMA Notice to its original owner

The Burned Man who shows up will gift you a FEMA Notice, so in the morning, give the FEMA Notice back to him. He’s always Human, so don’t worry about letting a Visitor in.

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?!

Someone puked here…

The Sun Guy (overweight with a messy white t-shirt) will vomit when you talk to him for the third time after giving him a beer.

Happier Days

See the Widow’s photo from the before times

The Widow is always Human and is carrying a man’s corpse. Once inside, speak with her in the bathroom 3 times to see the photo.

Lost in the Roots

Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest

Let the Immortal Man inside your home. He’s wearing a black turtleneck and is always a Visitor.

Do Not Disturb

Refuse entry to aggressive tenants

Don’t let in characters that are rude or aggressive. Examples are the Big Momma character and the Suited Man.

Come and see

Witness the beginning of the end

Acquired by looking through the door’s peephole on Night 6.

Soooooo…

Answer the pale Visitor’s question for the last time

The Pale Visitor will visit for the final time on Night 11, so just answer his “Are you alone?” question.

I AM THE LAW

Show a pushy tenant who’s the law around here

The Tenant who demands to pay you for lodging can be killed after you talk to him once.

Watch and learn

Teach a young man the meaning of murder

Let the man with a purple shirt and a bandanna be in the house. Now kill him.

You’re Fired!

Find the FEMA identity card

Speak with the FEMA Suit Guy 3 times, and pick this dialogue tree on the third conversation:

Let’s see what’s in your pockets

Why not? Are you hiding something?

Draw your gun

Why the charade?

Wait…

Where are the others?

Let the Handicapped Guy inside, and then check his hands during a Visitor inspection test.

Bullet Dodger

They teach this stuff in ballet school?

Let the Ballet Dancer inside on Day 4, who has the cat. Now, speak with her a total of 5 times and follow this dialogue tree:

Why haven’t you killed me?

Good question

Pull out the gun

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

You’re just in denial, baby

Let the Seductive Woman inside, and every night her belly will expand until it bursts.

Martyr

It wasn’t your fault…

Let the Kindergarten Teacher inside, and on the final 5th conversation, choose the “What’s the alternative?” dialogue option.

The Whisperer in Darkness

I hope he dreams well…

Let the Blinded Man inside, and speak with him a total of 5 times. The next day, return to the Blinded Man and find his body.

House of the Living

Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week

Don’t let any known Visitors inside, and allow only Humans in. Check thoroughly, and Visitors only kill if there are 2 of them in the house, so ensure there isn’t more than 1 until Day 7.

What THE HELL Was That?!

Witness horrors beyond your comprehension just outside your window

On Night 12, look outside the window down the hallway, opposite the Bedroom.

Radioactive

Hear all the radio messages

There is one radio signal to tune into every day, including the intro section.

Idiot Box

Watch all the TV shows

Interact with the TV in the morning every day until no more shows are displayed.

Phone Book

Make a call toca every number

Call every number that appears in your playthroughs:

Neighbor (Day 1)

ForRest (TV Day 2)

FEMA (TV Day 3)

Psychics #1 (Radio Day 3)

Phone Roulette (Radio Day 5)

Psychics #2 (Fortune Teller Conversation 3)

Little Girl’s friend (Little Girl Conversation 3)

Foreign Embassy (Stitched Mouth Guy Conversation 4)

Ex-Wife (Angry Guy’s Conversation 4)

Distant Husband (Neglectful Mother Conversation 4)

Suicidal Husband (Healthy Twin Conversation 3)

Sister (Best Son Conversation 4)

FEMA Admissions (Customs Lady Conversation 5)

The Usual Suspects

Meet all characters at least once

RNG achievement that requires all 56 characters to come to your door over multiple playthroughs.

Everywhere at the End of Time

Unlock all endings

There are 10 endings needed for this achievement.

Yes, I’m Alone

Let him in

Tell the Pale Visitor you are alone.

Wrath of the Vigilante

Revenge written on a bullet

On Night 10, the Vigilante will ask you to prove you are Human. Fail the test by showing your Armpits if you have not cleaned, or your Ears.

Yes, I’m a Murderer

So… Much… Blood…

Kill 4 people in one night, which can be achieved by drinking Enerjeka for more energy.

May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!

Join the cultists’ ritual

Keep the 3 Death Cultists alive and away from FEMA during Night 8 and on Night 11, speak with the Cultist Leader and join them.

Welcome to FEMA

Get a new job

Day 3: Call FEMA about nails and teeth

Day 4: Call FEMA about eyes

Respond to FEMA Officer on Night 4: Are you alone? Why are you in protective gear? Should we be wearing that too? So what happens next? Do I need to pack?

Day 5: Call FEMA about armpits

Respond to FEMA Officer on Night 6: What about the last inspection? Fine. If there’s no other way

Day 7: Let in the Burned Man for the FEMA Notice and give it to someone you know who is a Visitor.

Day 8: Call FEMA about ears

Interact with the FEMA Recruiter at the door at Night.

Shroom or Doom

Perform the mushroom ritual

The Old Man visits and gives you a page from the Book of Smiles

Read the Book of Smiles in your Bedroom

Head to the Basement (Requires Basement access from the Ballet Dancer and Cat) and interact with the Mushroom in the dirt patch, then eat it in the Kitchen Fridge

The next day, interact with the apple in the Study Room on the shelf next to the toy

The next day, interact with the clock in the Bedroom and speak with the Mushroom Man at the door at Night.

The Child of Doom

Find the harbinger of a new faith

Let the Seducitive Woman inside and speak with her every Day, and watch her belly explode after a few Nights. Now, find the baby:

Ceiling Fan in the Lounge

Basin under the Bath in the Bathroom

Look through the window close to your bedroom that Night.

Embrace the Inevitable

Meet Death

Speak with the Bald Prophet

Let the Ballet Dancer inside

When the Bald Prophet visits again, do not test a single Human or Visitor for 2 days

Speak with the Bald Prophet on Night 8 and start digging in the Basement with your Energy

Wait a few Nights for the Bald Prophet

Enter the tunnel in the Basement and jump down the hole

No, I’m Not Alone

You survived… but so did some Visitors

Keep 1+ Visitor(s) alive during Day 13.

The End?

Survive till the end

Keep only humans alive during Day 13.

In the dark

Made it alone, until the end

On Day 13, kill at least 3 Human/Visitor characters and then get the ending.

Over the Garden Wall

Witness every window scene

Look through all windows from Night 0 to Night 12. Be sure to get The Child of Doom ending for the baby to be born (let the Seducitve Woman in) as that’s also a secret window scene.

Pest Control

Crush a cockroach

Inside the fridge, you can find a small cockroach on the second shelf. Simply click it to crush it.

Bullets to Spare

Shoot 30 times in total

Shoot 30 people, so just let everyone in and kill them all.

The road to the Mushroom Land

See the mushroom dream

Take the Old Man’s page from the Book of Smiles on Night 6, then on Day 7, enter the basement to pick the mushroom, then eat it from the fridge, and sleep to get the dream.

Fog-in-the-box

No thanks

Speak with the Stoner for a 2nd time to see him smoke and fog out your home.

A Very Sad Poem

Yeah… maybe don’t read it again

Speak with the Tall Man for the 4th time and select these dialogue options:

Are… you okay?

Sure.

It’s beautiful.

The Wolflord

Turns out you’re not the only one with a gun

Speak with the Suited Man for the third time and choose the following dialogue:

You keep talking about packs. Why don’t you have your own?

So that tall, pale Visitor doesn’t kill me

Draw your gun

Bring me a dream

I’ll try sleeping the special way

Speak with the Dreamer for the 3rd time and pick these options:

What about you? What are you hiding in your dreams?

What are you doing?

I don’t have any dreams

Undulations of Capricorn

Did that actually help?

The Tarot Card Reader Lady can be spoken with for the 7th time, which grants you these dialogue options:

What if I don’t want to be the author of anything?

What the hell?

This is #######

Rise up and walk

Well, they grew back

Speak with the Handicapped Guy for the 5th time